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What a glorious time it is to be alive! I’m so very sorry that after I made CENSORED and did not praise highly enough our leader and these glorious times to be alive! I’m sure CENSORED’s time in prison will prepare her for being drafted into the Iran war! I know she is only 8, but the next 5 years will go by so much faster than my 10 years have for saying a discouraging CENSORED about our exhalted stable and mighty leader!!! Praise him and his loyal czars of freedom, information, space force and peace for not subjecting me to the terrible BUT JUST life sentences they imposed on the democratic house majority, dissenting supreme court justices and the federal election commission. It was also right and good that facebook was used to generate a blacklist of dissent and finish the job honorable Senator Joe “patriot” McCarthy began so many years ago. God Bless Trump’ America<Tm>! The free-est land there ever was.
Your loyal son,
Eternally thankful to have the gloriously stable president Trump making sure that all of our messages to friends and family meet his high standards and follow the example he has set for us on Twitter.